sadpigeon:

yeah, this is a vague post, but some of you guys on here— I’m not saying any names— but some people are *shifty eyes* real cutie patooties. not saying any names though

(Source: christmaspigeon, via s-olipsism)

missfortune1977:

just in case I get deleted, you guys can follow me into my basement, where I have a cask of rare vintage Amontillado that you simply MUST try.

(via eggpuffs)

charmancler:

when someone asks what i want to do with my life

(Source: ankklebiters, via thebootydiaries)

peepuddle:

u think i really give a fuck ? i can’t even read

(via iahfy)

turnipfritters:

foleo:

ataricore:

ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.

reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole

a kinnie made up this lie after having a breakdown cause they found out bpdluka kins hatsune miku even tho they have her listed as their top id (not kin cause they’re HATSUNE MIKU IRL) and softblocked half of their mutuals

You just can’t get farm fresh organic nonsense like this on any other platform, I tell you what

(via eggpuffs)

babyim4real:

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

(Source: susysoo, via thebootydiaries)

bitterestborderline:

self care is drinking 20 red bull’s behind a 7-11 and astral projecting 1000 years in the future to kill your alternate reincarnated self

(Source: prozc, via s-olipsism)

tippingvelvets:

no offense but what the fuck is anyone talking about

(Source: kingsoftheimpossible, via s-olipsism)